Relationships are difficult. By their nature, they’re fraught with our most intense emotions. Joy, love and contentment often give way easily into bitterness, hatred and revenge when one party feels betrayed by the other.
These people all got what may or may not have been coming to them. Apparently dialogue is for pushovers and the thing to do when you get hurt is to destroy someone’s stuff.
WARNING: explicit language ahead.
It would be great if he returned this favor by spray painting “IT WAS” on her car. On the scale of property damage on this list, this is actually as benign as it gets.
This must be a scorned wife. An especially vindictive one, since it looks like she also got the car hauled off. Everyone learns a valuable lesson. Or nobody does.
8. Worth It
Love that this got towed to a scrap yard with the hunk of metal still crushed into the windshield. He probably needed a new car anyway.
7. “Did I get a ticket?!”
Don’t you hate that feeling when you walk out to your car to find a ticket lodged under the wiper? I guess the guy deserved it, seeing as how he’s a “BARSTARP.” The line through the license plate that obscures nothing is a good touch, too.
6. What you get when you cheat at Bingo
Or maybe it was Monopoly. Weird how Frank ends up winning every time he’s banker. At least he’ll have enough 500’s to pay for the damages.
5. A master of their trade
Give the devil his/her due. It’s weirdly complimentary, don’t you think? Wouldn’t “bAd LiAR” have been more hurtful? Regardless, it’s nice to see someone who takes pride in their work.
4. Implying she’s a bitch
This is like the bonus level in Street Fighter where you have to punch the car to death in under a minute. Except that instead of using your fists, you use your feelings. Your dumb, butthurt feelings.
3. Oh no how embarrassing
This incredibly vindictive girlfriend suspected that her boyfriend was cheating on her because he didn’t come home one night. She bought a box of feminine pads and plastered his car with them. Turns out he was at a mutual friend’s house planning a surprise birthday party for her.
2. Technically vandalism
This was ostensibly supposed to make the car ugly but to be honest it just makes it look like an art project. Maybe if they’d chosen three colors that didn’t perfectly complement each other. Just clean it off the windows and the car will look genuinely cool.
1. Royal treatment
Apparently telling your wife/girlfriend/whatever that her butt isn’t as nice as Pippa Middleton’s is grounds for defacing one of your husband/boyfriend/whatever’s most expensive possessions. Nevermind the fact that Pippa is a bazillionaire debutante who can afford a fleet of personal nutritionists, fitness trainers and fashion designers. You’re right, he’s the asshole.